What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?